i seriously fucking hate the thought of someone else wrapping their arms around you
if i were a murderer i’d be the febreze murderer and lead my victims blindfolded to undisclosed locations and i’d ask them what they smelled and they’d be like “omg ocean air and tulips” and then i’d rip off the blindfold and it would be A PILE OF THE BODIES OF MY PREVIOUS VICTIMS
my mom made me go to a therapist because of this
can’t imagine why
I don’t even know who this man is, but his tweet spoke to me; so I’m posting it here.
seriously fuck everyone who drives drunk